I love infomercials.  It's amazing how stupid people are in them, and The Slobstopper is no exception. 

Seriously, why is that dude even watching that chick?  And does she really find him more attractive because he needs a bib?  And why is that mom ashamed of stains on her shirt in front of a 5th grade girls soccer team?  Load them in that minivan and move on mom.