After police busted Paul Brock for stealing a car, he threatened to eat the arresting officers and their families.  The only thing Brock will be shoving down his throat is a mouthful of prison penis.

An Indiana resident had notified police that Brock, 39, had taken her car.  Police found him a short time later pretty intoxicated.  CBS Chicago reports that his blood alcohol level was 3 times over the legal the limit.  The hungry thief also kicked a police dog in the head.  Not cool.

Not only did this dope threaten to eat the cops, he said he would eat their families and their dogs.  Brock is now being held behind bars on a $25,000.00