Well, we have found Bigfoot's future wife. This woman is just a bit scary. She runs up to the car, barking for a cigarette, and then cusses out the couple when they didn't have one. Bigfoot might have his hands full with big mama. By the way, if you can't attend the wedding, you can send packs of Newports and beef jerky to Yosemite National Park.

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