I've heard of a three legged man in an ass kicking contest, but this is ridiculous!  A three legged dog in Raleigh, NC  shot its owner with a .32-caliber semiautomatic handgun.Police say John Sidney Daniels placed his gun at the end of the kitchen bar.  His mixed breed dog jumped up and knocked the weapon on the floor.  That is when the g

un fired and shot a bullet into Daniels right knee.

Safe to say this dog is a real "bitch"!