My girlfriend thought she was super funny today (April 1st) when she decided to write a few things on the back of my truck which led to some strangers texting me on my personal cell phone.

Here's what happened: We were running out to Sams' Club in Grand Blanc because I needed to get a few things including an entertainment center for my living room. When we pulled up she said she had to go next door to Walmart to get something but wouldn't tell me what it was, so I went in and she met about 30 minutes later.

While in the store I knew she was up to something because she was just being really weird but I didn't really think much of it. When it was time to get the entertainment center, they said all that was available was the floor model. Angel (girlfriend) said since it had a few nicks in it, it wasn't worth the 20% off they were gonna give me. This pissed me off because I really wanted it but since I didn't want argue, I said fine. Little did I know, she was just saying that so I wouldn't see what she had done to the back of my truck.

We drove home and I still had no idea that she had gone into Walmart to buy window/car paint and wrote on the back of my truck...'I'm Tony LaBrie, Honk Wave & Text 810-***-****.' Yes, she actually wrote my cell number on the back of my truck and yes I've been getting texts ever since. Thank God, no dick pics...yet.

She seriously she has no idea what is in store as I plan my next move.

Ya know what really sucks? Now I have to go back to Sam's Club tomorrow to get that entertainment center.

 

 

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