TV Weatherman Wakes Up In Hot Tub Next to Dead Guy Wearing Dog Collar

Holy crap, this is like a real live "Weekend at Bernie's"!  This story is so crazy even I couldn't make this up.  Arkansas TV meteorologist, Brett Cummins (Yep, that is his real last name), woke up this morning next to a dead guy in a hut tub wearing a dog collar. According to Metro.Co.UK, Cummins ran screaming when he discovered the dead body.

Reports indicate that the weatherman had spent the night drinking and using cocaine.  As of now no charges have been brought against him and he is not being held by authorities.

Cummins was obviously not on the air today.  What kind of forecast could he have given?  Party sunny with a chance of dead guy?  Or maybe  "Get your umbrellas Arkansas, it is raining dead men"!