Contact Us

Michigan’s Upper Peninsula Considers Becoming 51st State

It seems like the Yoopers are pissed at the real Michiganders and they are ready to consider becoming America’s 51st state. Check out the details on what has those weirdos ready to leave the lower peninsula and all of us “Trolls” behind.


The U.P. has been a part of Michigan since the Battle Of Toledo in 1836, and apparently, they are ready to cut the tie.  The idea of the U.P. declaring it’s self as an independent state has been discussed by the Marquette County Board Of Commissioners and is being supported by residents of the area.

Yoopers are unsatisfied with the distribution of state funds, claiming that the capitol, Lansing, and other Lower Peninsula states get an unfair advantage.  Northern Michigan University will be conducting a study, to figure out the feasibility of the U.P. breaking away.

Personally, I think it’s a great idea.  Let those Yoopers take care of themselves.  The U.P. makes up almost 30% of the land in Michigan, but only accounts for 3% of it’s population.  And if they can’t figure out a way to be established as a state, let’s sell the whole U.P. to Wisconsin.  They are both filled with weirdos and with the money Michigan makes, maybe we can hire some cops, fix some schools, and get rid of all these damn pot holes.

Source: WWJ

Trending on

Recommended for You

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to using your original account information.

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Not a member? Sign up here

Please solve this simple math problem to prove that you are a real person.

Sign up for Friends With Benefits quickly by connecting your Facebook account. It's just as secure and no password to remember!

Sign up to have exclusive Friends With Benefits contests, events, coupons, presales, and much more delivered to you for FREE.