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Dating The Undead: Our 10-Step Guide to Bagging a Zombie Babe

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‘Walking Dead’ is back, and we’re stoked! Because we’re dudes, we spend a lot of time thinking about zombie babes — You too? Here’s our quick, 10-step guide to dating the undead.

Don’t be shy — If you have something in common, chat her up.

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Show interest in her career — Zombie women are very focused, and goal-oriented. Just don’t call her ‘brainy.’ They hate that.

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Take her out on the town! Zombie girls are very social.

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Meet her friends — Typically, these babes are a very tight knit group.

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When she tells you what she wants, listen.

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Give her plenty of freedom — these girls are independent. If you smother her, you’ll either lose her, or get eaten.


Compliment her sense of style. She puts a lot of work into her image, and there’s nothing wrong with telling her you appreciate it.

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You’ve heard that expression ‘I’m like a zombie in the morning,’ right? Zombie girls are not morning people. If she stays over, make sure you have coffee. Lots of it.

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Don’t ever criticize her for wearing too much makeup. She’s not lying when she says she’d look dead without it.

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Lastly, always remember: No matter how much you love her, you can’t trust her. She wants to eat your brains, remember?

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