Free Beer, Hot Wings and Zane watched a video clip of a guy trying and failing to execute a burnout. File this one under Grand Theft No No! Right? Ugh ... we apologize for that terrible pun, but it's no-where near as awful as what the guy in this video is trying to accomplish with his motorcycle.

"It's just not meant to be," said Free Beer.

"If you're going to do a burnout for a crowd, you gotta practice it on your own time," said Hot Wings, giving some weirdly sensible advice for an otherwise absurd activity.

Zane meanwhile was getting insensed at watching this guy's futile efforts. "Hit the gas, you need some juice you dumb idiot," yelled Zane.

This video ends the only way it could end. Really, the only way it should end.

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