Watch the absolute worst kickboxing match of all-time. If you've ever seen 'Kickboxer 2: The Road Back' -- starring the dude from 'Step by Step' -- you understand how significant that statement is.

Everything appears to be normal as these two best friends *cough-pussies-cough* prepare to square off against each other in a kickboxing match but the end result is anything but. Instead of exchanging roundhouse kicks to the head, they settle the match by engaging in the sloppiest game of Paper-Rock-Scissors we've ever seen. If 'The Karate Kid' would've ended like this instead of with Daniel-son busting out the crane kick -- we think a lot of theaters might've been burned to the ground in the summer of 1984.