Weirdest Flint Police Operations Facebook Posts of the Week

The Flint Police Operations Facebook Page is there to remind all of us just how crazy Flint can be. Liking them on FB is tough because it will fill your entire news feed, so we grabbed some of the more unusual ones from October 25th -- November 1st, 2013.

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10
Drinking and Parking
Yeah, why don't those drunk people just drive off already?
Post by Flint Police Operations.
9
Fight Club Mobile
I bet they're fighting over one girl who lives there that they're all dating.
Post by Flint Police Operations.
8
The Strangers
If I had strange dudes with guns and knives in my house and hiding in my trees, I'd definitely want to see the police.
Post by Flint Police Operations.
7
Get Out of Here, Dad!
I bet he just wants some of your Pizza Rolls.
Post by Flint Police Operations.
6
Welcome to Flint
So, is this your first time here or did you recently gain the ability of sight?
Post by Flint Police Operations.
5
Water Temp
Uhh... sir, you can't bathe in here anyway.
Post by Flint Police Operations.
4
Rabid Skunk
That skunk looks like it really stinks.
Post by Flint Police Operations.
3
Hello?
Look down, I bet there's a flaming paper bag at your feet. Put it out with your hands.
Post by Flint Police Operations.
2
Lonely Stoner
I know one of y'all got some sugar! I'm trying to make Kool Aid here.
Post by Flint Police Operations.
1
Pizza Rolls
Told ya!
Post by Flint Police Operations.

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