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What Would Your Heavy Metal Band Name Be? [PHOTO]

The Internet has always been good for helping you find the answers to life’s most important questions like which character from ‘Game of Thrones’ you are or who’s looking at your Facebook profile the most. Now the web has provided us with the answer to, perhaps, the oldest of life’s mysteries — what you should name your metal band.

Coming up with band name’s is actually one of the better parts about being in a crappy band, metal band names are probably the funnest to procure. The best one that I’ve heard was my old bassist’s metal band name, Aborted Feet. It’s cool because it makes fun of the grotesque nature of some metal band’s while also being smart, stupid and funny at the same time.

If you’re not one of those dudes who can come up with clever names, don’t worry. Now you can use the Heavy Metal Band Name Generator. It’s not incredible, but it will work in a pinch. Witch’s Spawn is what I ended up with, which is pretty lame. Thanks but I’ll stick with my own metal band name idea, Dumpster Babies.

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