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Who is Adele’s Baby Daddy? – Fun With Paternity

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Just revealed to be pregnant singer Adele may know who her baby daddy is. Hell, she probably already said. We thought it would be more fun to guess who knocked up America’s favorite Brit. Using state of the art computer equipment, we have narrowed the possibilities to these 5 well-known gentlemen.

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Skrillex

He’s the dubstep guy your hipster friends won’t stop talking about, she’s the singer your girlfriend and mom won’t stop talking about. If old mophead does turn out to be the father of Adele’s child, this is going to be the most over-hyped pregnancy of all time…it will probably win them a bunch of Grammys somehow too.

 

 

 

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Dave Coulier

Uncle Joey already surprised us once by being the guy Alanis Morrisette was singing about giving dome to at the movies, perhaps he was the inspiration for Adele’s depressing ex-boyfriend stalker song too. You know, the one with no drums that makes every woman in the room start crying when it comes on. If Dave is in fact the baby daddy, he’ll find out what a ‘Full House’ really means when he has to share four walls with the plus-sized songstress.
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Hologram Tupac

I know your thinking it’s unlikely (and impossible) for a hologram to impregnate a woman, but 15 years ago you would’ve thought a performance by a dead rapper via hologram to be just as ridiculous. Besides, ever since Coachella we’ve been waiting to use a Hologram Tupac pregnancy joke. Just the idea of someone’s pregnant holographic belly sticking out makes us laugh. Hey man, even hologram ‘Thugs Get Lonely Too.’

 

 

 

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Maury Povich

How hilarious would it be if after hosting a show where “Who is the Babby Daddy” was the go-to topic, the host of said show had some high profile baby mama drama of his own?

 

 

 

 

 

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Ronald McDonald

We know what you’re thinking, but clowns gotta get some every now and then too, no matter how creepy the idea of it might be. We’re going to assume that Adele spends enough time at the golden arches for Rotten Ronny to make her ‘London Bridge’ go down.

 

 

 

Calm Down, Those Were Jokes

Before you start sending your hate mail, know that this post was just for fun and likely contains no factual information. There is no doubt that Adele is an incredibly talented singer, but honestly, we would have never wasted our time writing something so ridiculous about her if we didn’t have to hear how great she is all the time from everybody.

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