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Wife’s Facebook Snooping Ends With 911 Call

Facebook, the relationship ender

If you are in a relationship, chances are you have snooped around your significant others Facebook page.  It happens.  Usually not to this extent though.

A Florida man called 911 when his wife refused to go to bed and let him browse Facebook alone.  Doyle Hardwick, 57, tried enticing his wife into sleep by getting her to drink eight beers.  Did not work.  The b**ch would not go down!

Hardwick said, and I quote:

“Plied his wife with beer, hoping she would go to bed.”

I think “plied” means supplied?  MSNBC is reporting that Hardwick told his wife if she did not quit sitting next to him while he attempted to “Facebook”, he was going to call 911.  Apparently he is a man of his word, because he did.

Well, his nosy wife was not arrested, but he sure was.  This is not the first time this clown has called 911 either for a bogus complaint.  In 2010 he called to report that his neighbors were using vehicle fuel tanks for bathrooms.  WTF?


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