Wow, I thought getting a stocking full of coal was bad! How about a sock full of crap across the face? A 21-year-old college student was struck in the face with a sock full of human feces while riding a train. All aboard the sh** show!

The victim who does not want her name released (no kidding), claims a man struck her in the face with a sock full of his own poop while on board a train in Chicago. The woman claims the worst part was having nothing to wipe her face with, apparently the goo covered her face, hair and clothes.

As of now, there is no known reason why this man committed such a disgusting act. The creep was not caught, but cameras on board the train did get footage of him.

Feel free to barf now.