I know guys squirm at even the thought of being kicked in the junk.  How about the thought of someone attempting to hack off your junk?  An Australian man is in stable condition after his wife did just that.  The incident is said to be caused by his alleged cheating.

According to NT News, police were called to the hospital this past Saturday.  The 35 year old victim had stab wounds to his testicles.  Apparently the hospital was not adequate for this type of injury because the man was flown to another hospital.  I guess once you are "hacked" down there, you do not want another "hack" attempting to fix things up.

I doubt the couple will reconcile.   Who wants to date a guy with a scarred scrotum?  Just kidding.