An unidentified 18-year-old man was faced with the proposition of 'life or his penis?'. He chose life and now is in an Indiana hospital suffering from a box cutter cut to his penis.

Maybe he thought Bontia Lynn Vela, the woman who cut him, asked him if he wanted a 'slice of pizza', that could sound like 'slice your penis', right?

Vela, 35, believed the young man had sexually abused her 2-year-old grandson. The male is denying the accusations. If that does indeed prove to be true, I don't blame Grandma Box Cutter one bit! More on this story in the video below.