No joke on this one!  And of course she is from Florida.  Apparently Gloria Esther Perez got into a fight with another women and the police were called.  Upon breaking up the fight, the cops found 25 different prescription drugs and around 350 pills in her purse.

That is a bit much for a night out however it doesn't end there!

Perez, before being booked, fell sick and was taken to the hospital.  During her examination, doctors found a knife hidden in her vagina and another knife and more pills in her fat rolls.

Apparently teeth are not the only thing you have to worry about being in a vagina!