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Woman Loses Fingers While Trying To Wake Up Boyfriend With Firecrackers

Extra Fingers Not Included!
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Talk about a finger bang!  A woman blew off three of her fingers while attempting to wake up her boyfriend with fireworks.

The woman lost her thumb, middle finger and ring finger.  No middle finger?  That would suck.

UPI is reporting that the unidentified 36 year old female planned to throw the fireworks outside to wake up her sleeping boyfriend.  She lit the fireworks in the house and then planned to throw them out the front door?  Clearly this woman is an idiot.

She can consider herself finger f****d!

 

 

 

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