Well that wasn't supposed to happen!  Here comes another crazy story out of Florida.  A woman attempting to steal beer from a 7 Eleven was run over by her getaway vehicle. The Orlando Sentinel is reporting that the woman attempted to get inside the truck but fell instead and was hit by the driver.  Did he at least get the beer?

I have no idea what this gem of a woman looked like but I am guessing by the picture of the driver, these two are real pieces of work.  The not so smooth thief was taken to a hospital and is in stable condition according to CF News 13.  The driver has been charged with leaving the scene of an accident.