This video is pretty amazing, considering this lady shoves a case of beer up her dress and walks out like nothing happened.  I don't know if she has it in between her knees or up her vagina, but either way, I'm shocked she pulled this off. 

I'm not saying you should steal stuff, but if you do, this lady is a pretty good example of how to do it.  I don't know why she licked her hand before shoving it up there, but one quick squat and that case was gone.