World’s Shortest Escalator For World’s Laziest People [VIDEO]

I have often wondered what to do if an escalator I was on suddenly stopped working. I cannot imagine the panic! However, if I was on the world's shortest escalator I think I could handle the situation!

First thing to do is knock small children and old people out of the way, then call for help. If you happen to ever get stuck inside an elevator, you are screwed! I have no tips for that situation other than to start eating other peeps in the elevator.