One of my buddies got engaged over the weekend, and I love weddings.  Open bar, good food, wearing a suit, I honestly don't get why people don't like weddings.  I'm going to be standing at this wedding, so I did  a little internet research to check out what I need to do as a member of the wedding party.  Hopefully I won't do this.

lol.  What a douche!  This groom might be the first dude in the history of weddings to not get laid on his wedding night.