How does getting rubbed down by a bunch of pythons sound? Relaxing? Not so much to me, but to each his or her own. If such a thing appeals to you, then you are in luck! Cebu City Zoo in the Philippines over just that, massage by pythons!

For up to 15 minutes, clients are placed on a bamboo bed, and snakes slither across their bodies. This in no way shape or form sounds relaxing to me. I would actually feel claustrophobic because from the looks of it, you are pinned down by the snakes.

Is this type of massage something you would be interested in? Even without a happy ending? At least in Flint, every massage comes with an egg roll. This rub-down comes with the threat of being squeezed to death!