The Midnight Writer is a freelance writer and contributor to popular websites and magazines. He's written three humor books and often writes while under the influence. Under the influence of what, he will not say.
The Midnight Writer
7 Things You Shouldn’t Do If You Meet a Leprechaun on St. Patrick’s Day
Leprechauns, the faires of Irish folklore (no disrespect) are popular symbols this time of year. With St. Patrick's Day on the horizon, the little men with their hidden coins, pots of gold and ginger muttonchops are running rampant through the streets spreading their magical mischief...
Chronic Gamer Girl Will Make You Hungry for Retro Video Games, Possibly Oreos
Are you looking for a video with junk food, video games, terrible Australian accents, internet cheat codes, reading, more accents, hernias, Zelda, chocolate, Webster, veggie chips, Ron Paul, pickles, cursing at a TV screen and casual cannabis usage...
1.21 Gigawhat? Delorean Taxis Hit New York
Roads? Where we're going we don't needs roads. We aren't going anywhere in these New York taxis that look like Deloreans from the Back to the Future movies.
Victoria’s Secret Angels Lip-Syncing a Justin Bieber Song Proves We’ll Watch Just About Anything
The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show airs on CBS on December 4th.
Beer Hunter Jacket Keeps You Warm and Your Brew Ice Cold — Somehow
Made specifically for the hunter, tailgater, "on the train to work" chugger or just any old drunk uncle, the Enjoi Beer Hunter jacket helps lug around all those bottles and cans of beer.
5 Songs to Help Drown Out Your Family This Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving is a time to spend with loved ones and give thanks that you've only got to spend three or fours hours in their company. Don't misunderstand us, we love our kin and the time we get to spend but it just seems like the holidays bump internal insanity meter inside our parents and siblings up a couple hundred notches. Luckily, ... Read More ...
Watch Two Women Play Tug Of War…On Motorcycles
We're not sure which part of this video gets us more excited -- the idea of screwing around in the wide open country on motorcycles or two adorable women playing tug of war on said motorcycles. It might be a little of both.
Hey, How About We All Stop Using the Term MILF? [OPINION]
Thankfully, some expressions and turns of phrase fade from the human vernacular over time. Sure, you’ll hear an occasional “For Sure” or “That’s Hot” creep into conversation, but in that off occurrence you’re 100% allowed to call out the person for using such a dated term. Actually, maybe you should just stop hanging out with strippers.
A’s Pitcher Uses Life-Threating Injury as Reason to Ask His Wife for a Threesome
Brandon McCarthy is lucky to be alive.