Wait, she's a DJ? *hangs "now hiring" sign on door [breathing intensifies]

Brooke Evers has to be the hottest DJ in the world, right? To be clear, we don't know anything about her DJ-ing or even what DJ stands for (actually we do know that), but we feel confident proclaiming her Number One above all others. Especially after thinking back on some of the clowns we've had work here over the years.

Brooke, who hails from Adelaide, Australia, also models, so it's really easy to find pictures of her in an itsy-bitsy bikini. She's considerate like that. It's the Aussie way.