If they were trying to show the best they had to offer, they should've totally had this Aussie babe front and center alongside Danny McBride in that fake Crocodile Dundee trailer. "Now that's a wife." It writes itself, guys.

Chloe Patterson is blond, buxom, and born in Australia, satisfying three of the most important qualities a woman can have. "Makes bomb ass chicken wings" is a close fourth. Every new picture she posts, generally in ever-skimpier bikinis, makes us learn new ways our minds can be boggled. Less is more, ladies. Less is more. See below for examples.