Personally, I have no idea how to shut a baby up.  That's why my girlfriend takes Plan B pills like they are Flintstone Vitamins.  But apparently, some babies are only calmed by metal. 

It's cool a baby will stop crying if you play death metal, but that doesn't change anything about the pooping and puking and eating.  Sorry babies, but I'm just not interested.

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