Lauren Loretta — Babe of the Day

She's got two first name and two first class... well, you can see for yourself.

Lauren Loretta is a lovely lass, isn't she? This British bird with the bodacious bod and flawless face makes us want to book the next flight to London. We figure we'd sit down at the first pub we came across and wait for her to arrive. She just seems like that kind of girl. Yeah. It's the perfect plan. Wish us luck! By the way, can we borrow some money for airfare... and beer money? Passports are still free, right? If not, we'll need money for that too. Thanks!