Man Banned From Public Libraries For Life After Being Caught Masturbating

Finding hard cover books at a library is common, finding a guy with a hard on at a library is not. Tyree Carter, 20, has been banned from "all libraries on the face of the Earth", after being busted for exposing himself and masturbating in a Wisconsin library. I bet there are some stuck together pages in a few of those books!

I have heard people say that they love books, apparently this dope really, really, really loves books. Witnesses told police he was going to town on himself right out in the open. It is reported that he did apologize to the arresting officers. Can you imagine? "Uh, I am sorry for giving myself a handy in the Science Fiction section".

I don't know what is more unbelievable, the fact that this guy was masturbating in a library, or the fact that there were other people in the library to witness it. Who goes to the library anymore? To watch a news piece on this story click here.