Voluptuous, vivacious, and... uh, very pretty. That's not very poetic but there are only so many adjectives that start with "V" so back off!

Rosa Acosta is a bit of a goofball, as shown by her professed love of elbows and scar kissing. We're not sure if those two things are connected, but any Major League pitchers who've had Tommy John surgery may want to look Rosa up. Just don't try to compete with those curves or you'll wreck your arm again.