What's going on?

Alyssa Arce — Babe of the Day
It seems a little too coincidental that she has that last name and an arce that looks like that. It's a good thing she seems pretty willing to show it off. Otherwise, that might qualify as false advertisement.
Chloe Patterson — Babe of the Day
If they were trying to show the best they had to offer, they should've totally had this Aussie babe front and center alongside Danny McBride in that fake Crocodile Dundee trailer. "Now that's a wife." It writes itself, guys.