Man Flies On Bird Like Wings
Man has dreamed about flying since the dawn of time.  Man has also dreamed about boobs, but we've always been able to get those.  Flying is a different story.  That is, until now.
Birds Poops in Reporter’s Mouth
Talk about perfect timing! During this reporter's story about local bird infestation, a local bird takes a nice big crap on his shoulder. It doesn't end there though, as this dummy looks up it happens again only this time the bird poops right in his mouth...