Birds

Was it footsteps? Someone drumming?

Maybe you've seen something like this before if you spend any time around water in Michigan.

If you've seen some unfamiliar birds hanging out with chickadees this is probably why.

It's so sad how some people choose to live their lives.

This is only temporarily.

So many birds.

Show us your pets!

Birds freak me the eff out! I have been chased by geese, attacked by chickens and trust me - it was scary as hell. My mom was attacked so badly by a rooster when I was a kid, that when my dad got home, he chopped its head off. Not kidding.

Apparently birds don't like round cages.  I had no idea until I watched this bird go off while his owner fixes his round cage problem. I guess there really is only one way to fix an issue like that and that's to totally destroy it.

Oh, Japan, you never disappoint.

Man has dreamed about flying since the dawn of time.  Man has also dreamed about boobs, but we've always been able to get those.  Flying is a different story.  That is, until now.

Talk about perfect timing! During this reporter's story about local bird infestation, a local bird takes a nice big crap on his shoulder. It doesn't end there though, as this dummy looks up it happens again only this time the bird poops right in his mouth...