boats

Abandoned buildings and towns in Michigan are popular. Seeing decaying boats is a different level of creepy.

Soon you'll be able to head to Detroit and once again step onto the deck of an original Boblo boat.

There's a pink pontoon boat traveling around the waters of Michigan putting a new spin on a summer staple.

You can even dock your boat to enjoy a great meal with a view.

Full disclosure, there is no way in hell I would go to the Jobbie Nooner this year. I am not judging if you do - I am just being honest. According to WXYZ the annual party on the water is scheduled to go on as planned. This is the 46th Jobbie Nooner, if you or someone you know, has attended every one of them, please let me know...

Boating and babes are two things that go very well together. Throw in some major FAILS and you get one hell of a video montage. You know what is better than a hot chick? A hot chick falling!

Although it is still a bit cold to start thinking about boating in the great state of Michigan, you should know that the laws have changed in regards to the drunken sailors at the helm of the SS Tanked.

Car crashes are a dime a dozen.  You even see a lot of videos featuring plane and helicopter crashes on the world wide web.  But ship crashes are underrated and underrepresented, until you see this video.

Basically, Asian carp suck. They infest lakes and rivers, reproducing and destroying natural ecosystems. They're a pretty serious problem, and now serious action is being taken. Check out these knuckleheads, dressed in gladiator garb, wielding lances and swords, all to fight some fish.

This video is the reason we need to permanently install a video camera to Maggie's boat.  I know her boyfriend Tony is a good Captain but lets be honest, it's Maggie's boat.  That camera will capture great footage, whether it be an accident or if we are lucky...the Corset Crusaders and their friends sunbathing topless, rubbing oil on each other, etc...  I'm going to Best Buy right now!