China

Wow, if you have wanted to donate sperm, but your hands are just too damn tired - here is your solution. Check out this machine in China, that actually does the job for you, hands free!

This little girl is very lucky! A young girl in China fell off a motorcycle and was nearly hit by a car. According to MSNBC, the motorcyclist is to blame. Witnesses claim she was weaving in and out of traffic and even ran a red light.

Seeing this woman makes me feel bad about being stressed over a bad hair day. Most of us have heard that 'looks are not everything'. Yeah right!   We are all judged daily on our appearance. That being said, imagine what Li Hongfang goes through on a daily basis. Hongfang suffers from a bone cancer that causes tissue to grow, resulting in giant face tumors.

A three-year old little boy from China was really lucky after riding his toy motorbike into busy rush hour traffic. Watch as this kid almost gets blasted by couple buses in this extremely busy intersection. This story does end with a happy ending as the little dude drives off to safety.

It's just normal day in China for this girl that is walking on the sidewalk, when all of a sudden the sidewalk basically swallows her up. There just happened to be a a taxi passing passing by and the driver saw what happened and jumped to her aid.

I'm pretty sure Chinese sewers are filled with explosive gases, because that's the only reason and manhole cover would explode like this from a fire cracker Check out the video.

In my day, I've put some things up my nose that I probably shouldn't have.  Fingers, a raisin, and one time I snorted a whole bunch of "make your wiener bigger" pills.  None of those are a good idea, but snakes is an even worse idea.  Check out this crazy ass dude.

Like it or not, acknowledge it or not, China is coming for us America.  Not only do they have almost 20 percent of the worlds population, but now they are teaching them how to drive at 4 years old.  Buckle up and prepare to be outraged.

People are doing whatever they can for money these days. I can understand doing something out of the ordinary for a mortgage or car payment. But selling a kidney for a for an iPad? That is what a  teen in China did.  Yep, sold one of his kidneys for a freakin' iPad!

3D porn is not coming, it's already here!  Well, in China that is! The worlds first 3D porn movie opened to sell out crowds last week.

Sheepdog perhaps?   A farmer in China says one of his sheep actually gave birth to a dog.  Let the sheep jokes begin!

A toilet themed restaurant is China has a very unusual theme.  As a matter of fact, it may say the atmosphere is down right "crappy".