Death Metal

Ever hear 13 death metal vocalists sing at once?

This new game will test your niche and underground metal knowledge.

Almost 40 years of brutality.

If you are a parent of a child that watches any Disney movie, you have probably had it up to here with the songs that are featured in the films. From "Let It Go" to "Beauty and the Beast", kid movie songs can drive you to drink. That is why Mary Poppins singing death metal is actually a breath of fresh air.

Most people would pull the plug on this machine to keep it from blowing up. Not this guy, he grabbed the camera and did some creative editing. I've heard some washing machines make bangs and clanks, but never have they kept a steady beat.

With All the Death/Black Metal music that comes out of Sweden and the rest of Scandinavia it comes as very little of a surprise that a Swedish inventor created a real life death clock called "The Tikker."

After porn, cats run the internet. Now it looks like felines are on their way to ruling music, as this cat goes all death metal on this cover.

This is what I imagine Tony and Maggie to be in 40 years.  A little crazy and still making news.  I'm not entirely sure how this came to be but somewhere there is a grandchild that just got cut out of the will.  I wouldn't even call that moshing, more being possessed with a splash of osteoporosis.  I think we will try and get them to Dirt Fest next year.

Personally, I have no idea how to shut a baby up.  That's why my girlfriend takes Plan B pills like they are Flintstone Vitamins.  But apparently, some babies are only calmed by metal.

Dude, this bird would kill anybody in the Cockfight!  We should see if we can get him at The Machine Shop!

So you've probably seen Rebecca Black somewhere in media over the past 2 weeks.  She's the teenage girl who had her rich parents hire a company to make her a pop star.  The result is her single "Friday", which is the worst thing to happen since bad things started happening.  Here is the death metal version.