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Uber is a great thing when you know you shouldn't be driving. However, if you are so drunk that you act like this, you should probably rethink your drinking habits. This driver began to kick out his passenger because he was too drunk to give him directions. The customer got angry and launched an attack. The driver responded with some pepper spray.

This is a level of intoxication I never wish to achieve. This girl ended up wasted one night and decided to crash on the couch. The problem is, it was the couch of a complete stranger. These home owners came home to find her on the couch and asked her to leave. She said she wasn't going to leave because she "copped" the house, whatever that means.

I've had some great mac 'n cheese in my life, but not great enough to act like this. This kid walked into the restaurant with an open beer and was then refused service. Even after the manager explained why he was being denied service, the 19-year-old still acted like a jerk. Finally after pushing the manager and being taken down, he was arrested.

Most of the videos I post about comedians and hecklers end with the comedian shaming the heckler. This one wasn't quite the same. Even though he tried to stay in character, there was no shaming this chick into silence. This girl just needed attention in the worst way and that poor comedian couldn't handle the situation. Finally, she snaps.

There are all kinds of drunks in the world, right? Nope! That's about as wrong as drinking wine out of a box.

It's amazing what drunk people on boats will do. This guy spots a moose swimming through the water and decided he wanted to ride it. So the boat took off after them and tried to catch up. Once he was close enough the man jumped on and went for a pretty long ride. I wonder if the moose attacked after the video turned off?

Could the term "party animal" be replaced with "party raccoon?" Yep! Check out the footage of a raccoon that found its way into a beer distributor and managed to get itself pretty effed up!

Who doesn't love a drunk groom? I am not a fan of wedding receptions, but I would have loved to be a guest at this one! Watch as the groom is so drunk during the garter snatch, he falls and eventually is pulled off of his embarrassed wife. I bet she is wishing she said "I Don't!".

Bill Murray stopped by MSNBC after his appearance on the 'Late Show With David Letterman. Murray is Letterman's last guest before he retires, so as you can imagine there was some celebrating. By celebrating, I mean drinks. Sometimes drinks lead to falling off chairs. This is that time.

No matter how important you think you are, when it comes to comedy shows, stay off the stage. This drunk guy decided he wanted to steal the comedians beer and walks on stage. The security guard was on point and swept in before he had a chance to make to much trouble. The comedian, Bert Kreischer, handles it perfectly.

Although it is still a bit cold to start thinking about boating in the great state of Michigan, you should know that the laws have changed in regards to the drunken sailors at the helm of the SS Tanked.

Time to drain a little more faith out of humanity. Not only was this guy stealing liquor, he was so drunk, he didn't realize the whole store was watching him. After that, he took a spill to the floor and then broke the bottle.