Oh to be a dumb college student again. Now I like sports just like the rest of us and have a tendency to get excited during the games, but nothing like this. Never in my life have I been excited enough to break my own things. This guy on the other hand is a much different breed.
New rule - 'No clothes, no service'. A Georgia man was arrested after he attempted to enter a Waffle House restaurant completely naked. It gets creepier, Bashir Rasheed, 36, began touching himself and even pressed his 'sausage' against a window. Ugh.
Christ on a cracker! A Georgia man purposely drove his truck through his house. As if that was not dumb enough, the dope went on the local news to talk about it. I wonder if he is seeing anyone? Wah wah. Actually he is married and blames the home demolition on a phone call he had with his wife. That is country as f***!
Accidents happen all of the time. From serious things like car accidents to laughable things like spilled milk. It may just be me but hearing that a police chief shot his wife on accident not once but twice, seems like more than an accident to me.
With the 2nd Annual Cardboard Classic just days away I'm thinking that we need to get this guy signed up! Although, it is kind of strange why anyone would do this in the first place. Maybe he's trying to be the next Tommy Lee, who dazzled us all in the 80's with his spinning, roll cage drum set, and eventually with a roller coaster set too...
How lucky are the people in Oconee County? I will tell you how lucky they are, their sheriff actually cancelled Valentine's Day. That's right, called off, not happening, suck it cupid! With good news, there is usually bad news to follow. V-Day has been rescheduled to February 18th. Ugh.
People getting busted for sex in parking lots is actually quite common. However, being so drunk that you try to put a cheeseburger on your foot after being busted for public sex is not. Would that be considered fast foot wear?