Head Shot

Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting your self. Stop hitting yourself. Anyone with an older brother has been on the wrong side of that game, but this MMA bro is on the wrong side of his own foot. Of all the ways to knock yourself out, kicking your own head has gotta be one of the sweeter ones.

Being a security guard at a soccer game is no small task.  You've gotta watch out for soccer hooligans, athletes who weren't tough enough to play football and you've always gotta have your head on the swivel for stray balls.  Those things hurt.