Japan

Being a monkey would be pretty sweet, considering that you get to eat a lot of bananas, everything you do is hilarious, and if something is pissing you off, you can just throw crap at it. This dude really wanted to be a monkey, so he started walking like one.

I don't think Japan can do anything to surprise me. That shipped sailed the first time I watched tentacle porn. But the land of the far east is back at it again, this time with a video game where you remove a woman's clothes with your urine.  Yes, I'm for real.

Yeah you read that title correctly.  A Japanese game show called "Guinness World Record" had a nut-smashing contest to prove once and for all who can bust the most nuts with their ass(I feel like this is something out of Chris Monroe's diary).

Don't get me wrong, I can be REALLY lazy.  But this escalator takes being motivationally challenged to a whole new level.  Watch the video, I promise it doesn't take much effort.

I guess CNC machines can make pretty much anything and they play a big part in manufacturing of a lot of goods, but this is the first time I've ever seen one.  Watch it turn a block of titanium into a guitar.

The members of Linkin Park are proving to be pretty big humanitarians these days. Last month a few of the members visited a terminally ill teen to grant one of his final wishes to meet his favorite band, now they are putting on a concert to help with earthquake relief efforts in Japan.

The Japanese aren't about to let a massive earthquake/tsunami hold them back when it comes to more realistic robot sex.  Check out the Japanese Kissing Machine.

Japan suffered from a large aftershock earthquake measuring 7.4 on the magnitude chart. There was a tsunami warning issued that was lifted after only 90 minutes. Watch the live video footage taken during the quake.

Sheen may have "tiger blood" running through his veins, but apparently still has a human heart.

Many of you are wondering how you can help the Japanese people, in the wake of the devastating earthquake and tsunami that has struck the island nation. Here are some organizations involved in the rescue and recovery effort that you can donate to.

I can't even imagine what it would be like, to be in an earthquake. This footage paints a pretty good picture of what it would be like.

A magnitude 8.9 earthquake blasted Japan's northeastern coast Friday, unleashing a 13-foot  tsunami that swept boats, cars, buildings and tons of debris miles inland and prompting a "nuclear emergency."