live tv

This woman was being interviewed on live TV to describe what had happened during a shooting, when her tooth fell out in the middle of her imitating the gunfire. Source: Worldstar

Every once in a while, words are not your friend. This is a classic example of poor word usage. This reporter was talking about a cow sucking someone's wedding ring right off their finger. Well, he used the wrong words and the farmer made it worse.

As a local TV crew was covering a house fire near Baltimore, a man came up and admitted to starting the fire. He has made several complaints about the house conditions but received no help. So, he dumped some gas, started it up, and went for a beer.

WGN, Chicago, aired a report yesterday about students who were developing an app that will help you expunge your criminal record. So if they're smart enough to develop an app, how is it, one of them is not bright enough to clear their browser history of links to porn sites before going on the local news...

The thing with a live broadcast is that sometimes things go wrong. And most of the time, the mistakes are only as bad as you make them. Watch this TV news employee get caught on camera unexpectedly and look like an idiot trying to get away.

It's nice working for a station named Banana because I know I can get away with wiener jokes. Watch this news chick get all flustered when talking about an upcoming sausage contest that she refers to as Pick-A-Dick.

Sometimes I watch the news and think to myself "WTF are these people talking about?" This reporter seems to agree with me and asked the same question, with an emphasis on the F.

Most videos that come from live TV are screw ups.  People accidentally swear, or something goes horribly wrong, but this video is a little different.  Watch this weatherman act like a whiny bitch on live television.

Whoopi Goldberg kinda grosses me out, even more so when she's ripping ass on tv. The good news is that I'm still pretty sure that chicks don't fart, because I'm pretty sure Whoopi Goldberg is a man.

People that work on the news must HATE YouTube.  In 2011 I saw so many local news eff ups, they almost stopped being funny.  Almost, but not quite, because this boner prank is pretty hilarious.

On The Banana, we are encouraged to talk about boobs.  On the news, not so much.  Check out this sports reporter have  a slip of the mind and tongue and compliment the anchor's hooters.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, the best and worst part of live broadcasts is that you never know what is going to happen. When it's good, it's good, and when it's a drunken slurred speech mess, it's awesome. Microphones should come with breathalyzers.