Machine

The future is here.

Fellas, rejoice!  This is the machine we've been waiting for to help us ease the bitchyness of the menstruating broad we sleep next to.  Check out the genius machine that takes the creme right out of an oreo.  Here is the messed up part though, he did this to get rid of the creme, not eat it.

When you're getting rid of something, sometimes, throwing it way isn't enough.   Sometimes you need to grind it up, whether it's tampons, insulation, or cantaloupes.

The Japanese aren't about to let a massive earthquake/tsunami hold them back when it comes to more realistic robot sex.  Check out the Japanese Kissing Machine.