Man Convicted For Attempted Sex With A Mailbox [VIDEO]
Talk about a not so special delivery! Paul Bennett, 45, of England recently pleaded guilty to indecent exposure and threatening with abusive behavior. This was the result of him attempting to put his package inside of a mailbox. When I say package, I mean his penis.
Stealth Baitin' On-The-Go
For centuries, men have been forced to hide their "self-congratulation" rituals in dark corners and behind closed doors. Now men can furiously masturbate in plain site with all the discretion of a hidden ninja assassin thanks to the Portable Masturbatorium.
Kellogg’s Originally Developed Corn Flakes to Stop Masturbation
Wheaties will keep you from beating your meaty. While not exactly true, Michigan physician Dr. John Harvey Kellogg did develop the famous breakfast cereal “Corn Flakes” while attempting to develop a diet that would prevent his patients from masturbating.
Woman Takes Matter of Walmart Masturbater Into Her Own Hands [VIDEO]
I am all for dropping prices, but dropping your pants in a Walmart bathroom and masturbating is a whole new kind of low! An Oklahoma man is accused of just that. If the woman that caught him has her way, there will be no happy ending for this clown.
Former Vice Mayor Drove 90MPH With Genitals Out The Window [VIDEO]
William Blakely definitely had his hands full as he drove around town. This former Vice-Mayor of Tennessee is accused of driving recklessly while masturbating down an interstate.
Hot Chick Reads ‘American Psycho’ with a Vibrator Inserted [VIDEO]
There's nothing sexier than a woman who reads. Unless of course she is reading and being pleasured at the same time. Check out this sexy nerd with her vibrator going as she reads from the literary classic 'American Psycho.'