Monkey

Michigan's law against private ownership of large carnivores like lions and tigers is well known, but did you know that you can still own certain animals as pets in the state? Skunks, deer, sugar gliders, raccoons, red foxes, and toucans are just a few of the options.

You're telling me monkeys picked these coconuts? Source: USA Today

When animals attack.

When I was a kid my mom let me to swear. However, I was not as young as the cussing kid in this video and I was definitely not allowed to drop an F-bomb! Truth be told, once I was allowed to swear it was not as much fun. Was my mother practicing reverse psychology on me? Pretty sneaky Mommy Dearest!

Thank you Jesus for the internet. How else would we be able to see such crazy ass things? All things ridiculous are right at our fingertips! We are the future baby! Watch as a monkey in India does not take too kindly to a young man flipping him off. The end result is priceless!

Check out this video from Japan of a monkey using a vending machine. Not only does he use the machine but he uses it just like a human would! Watch as he smashes the crap out of buttons.

Being a monkey would be pretty sweet, considering that you get to eat a lot of bananas, everything you do is hilarious, and if something is pissing you off, you can just throw crap at it. This dude really wanted to be a monkey, so he started walking like one.

Monkeys and cats might not sound like two of natures deadliest animals, but when wild animals are forced into confrontation, the results can be brutal. Watch these two savage beasts involved a battle that left the human bystanders stunned.