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The Detroit Lions took full advantage of Google Earth to reveal their full 2021 schedule.

with Brady being a former Wolverine and all, we as Michiganders (minus true die-hard State fans) would be behind the man, rooting for him

He said that the team will "take on the identity of the city" and that when they get knocked down, "we are going to get up and on the way up we are going to bite a knee cap off."
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He accidentally paused the game, and didn't fast forward to catch up, so he missed his team's first touchdown in real time.
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He said it on a Wednesday afternoon when a four-times-delayed game was being played, so.
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Can you guess what they were known as before the Lions?

The only advice we have for Aikman is maybe don't talk about your players butt-sweat on live TV.
Who knew that butt sweat was such an important factor when it came to the game of football? Aren't there enough pads and stuff to keep the sweat from leaking through...

You know where this is going to end.

The false/positive report for her quarterback husband caused a backlash of problems for Kelly and her kids.

Gary 'Macho Mane' Campioni.

If you were wondering how things could go from bad to worse with the Detroit Lions, we think they just did.

He's the hero we didn't know that we needed here in Michigan.