Ninja

This has to be the luckiest biker ever. Not only was he in a wreck at a pretty high speed, he was able to land on his feet. Even more incredible, he landed on his feet on the roof of the other car. If he didn't have those ninja reflexes then he would be dead for sure.

This guy needs a vacation and a clean pair of shorts.  This construction worker was caught on the top floor of a burning building. When the ladder truck was taking too long to save him, he took matters into his own hands.  Be sure to watch the whole video for a surprise ending.

Bottles beware, there is a pissed off fat ninja and he's coming for you.  Watching this dude go crazy on 81 bottles with various ninja blade weapons.

If you're  a young man who had to shop in the husky section, it's pretty much a given you aren't going to be  a pro athlete.  Sure you could be a lineman, or a relief pitcher, or if you're morbildy obese, a sumo wrestler, but fat kids are never ninjas.  At least until this dude came along.

At this point, it's only a matter of time.  Humans just take for granted that we are on top of the evolutionary ladder, while monkeys patiently observe and prepare.  Now they are mastering martial arts, so we can't even depend on ninjas to save mankind.

Hot chicks are usually good at spending money, crying while they are drunk and talking too much.  But this hottie is an expert at swordsmanship.  Check out her ninja skills.