Oatmeal

For throwback Thursday, I had to throw this one up again. During a court hearing, a prosecutor was reading a transcript which included quotes from the inmate. When she got to the line, "Girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal," this guy had the greatest response in court I have ever seen.

And the 'Mother of the Year Award' goes to Orange County's Melissa Heale for shocking her 10 year old daughter with a stun gun for making bad oatmeal. Let's just hope she stays in jail long enough to miss the award ceremony.