Orgasm

Thanks a lot, science! Now women are going to replace us with a remote control. Actually, we should rephrase that. Implying that an orgasm machine is "replacing us" implies that we're actually sexually competent lovers. Either way, this new orgasm machine will be the death of mankind as we know it...

If they ever find a cure for this condition, this guy will be even more excited than he already is.

This is the most clever form of marketing I've ever seen in my life. This all girl Dutch band called ADAM posted a video of the three ladies attempting to sing while all are having orgasms. Needless to say they couldn't get through the song but they finished something else that they started.

First step, buy an obnoxiously huge set of subs to compensate for other short falls in your life.  Second, hope you can find a chick brave enough to get in the car with your creepy ass.  Third, turn it on and watch your stereo pay for itself.

Guys at this town hall meeting are flipping out because there is a new law that makes it mandatory that if you have an orgasm with a woman then by law, you must give her an orgasm too. Watch the video to find out what happens if you don't obey this law.

Having an orgasm should be like putting on deodorant, it needs to happen every day.  But even if you're the type of person who puts deodorant on 2 or 3 times a day, you've gotta admit hundreds of times per day is a lot.  Especially since we're really talking about orgasms, not deodorant.

So once again, I'm inspired by a Maggie Meadows post.  Earlier she had Strippers For Jesus, now the J man is returning the sexy favor.