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Is this a hair do, or a hair don't?

An armed robber in Chicago thought it would be a good idea to rob a hot dog stand on the south side of Chicago. I'm sure shooting himself in the penis wasn't part of his plan...but that's in fact what happened.

Hung like a frog? It could be a saying after seeing this pic. Actually it really can't because frogs do not have penises (So is Chris Monroe a girl or a frog?). This may look like a ding-a-ling, but apparently it is just a third frog leg. Wah wah!

Could you recognize your boyfriend's penis in a line up? Could you describe it to a sketch artist? I can barely give directions, but the chicks in the video did a pretty spot on job with their dick-scriptions!

What would you do if you were minding your own business and all of a sudden a giant penis shot confetti all over you? Would you think about safe sex? I am not sure I would either. Nonetheless that is exactly what happens in a PSA from Norway. Apparently the tagline in the video is 'Penis Can Surprise You.'

I don't know how many problems this woman has, but a large penis inside of her is no longer one! Aisha Dannupawa of Nigeria filed for divorce after only one week of marriage due to the size of her husband's penis. Little lady thinks it is too big.

A new study that saw over 15,000 schlongs measured across the globe has definitively determined what an "average penis size" is. Find out if you're above or -- God forbid -- below average here.

A Florida teenager is making news for having the world's first penis reduction. Yes, you read that right - reduction! The unidentified 17-year-old has an average complained that his penis was too big for intercourse and he was unable to play sports due to its size.

I cannot even count how many times a guy has asked me to look at a pic of a naked chick on his phone. I am not talking about professional porn stars, I am talking about the girl who thinks the pic she texted of her boobs to her boyfriend was for his eyes only - nope! Now the table has turned and men can see women reacting to penis pics. Your package is not as exciting as you may think it is. Read

Some Michigan pranksters could be facing a swift kick in the Jimmy, after police say someone used weed killer to sculpt out the image of a man’s pecker on the full 100–yards of the Bedford High School football field.

A Texas grocery store is facing a civil law suit for selling pizzle to unsuspecting customers. Pizzle sounds like something Snoop would say, not something we would cram down our throats. Pizzle is actually beef penis. For shizzle?