Pole Dancing

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What will they think of next? I can barely keep a float in water, let alone pole dance. I took a pole dance class for exercise years ago. It was so tough. The only move I could do was 'The Fireman' and it did not even involve the pole, it was me crawling on all fours! High fives to these girls for keeping it real (while still breathing) in the water!

This is perhaps one of the silliest videos I've ever seen.  I don't know what would make a grown ass man think that the world needed to see him on a pole with a clarinet, but this dude went there.  Just for all of us.  Try not to get too HORNy watching this video.  (I couldn't resist that one.)

Pole dancing requires strength and coordination, and if done right it's just plain sexy.  When it's not done right, however, it can be just plain hilarious.  Check out this video full of when pole dancing goes wrong!

Not even deep inside the most grotesque underworld of one legged hookers, sex pirates, and black market organ thieves should geriatric pole dancing ever be allowed.

You may be sitting there thinking that there's no skill when it comes to pole dancing. Let me be the first to tell you how wrong you are. Just check out these highlights from the 2012 Poland Pole Dancing Championship, these chick have skills.

Let's be real, Cedar Point is the best part of Ohio. You can usually act pretty white trash in amusement parks, but apparently, pole dancing crosses the line. Check out his chick riding the pole at the Point.

Let me tell you, I attempted a pole dancing class once and it was tough, even with two arms! An Australian dancer recently won the International Pole Championship in Hong Kong.  Deborah Roach apparently became interested in trying pole dancing after watching a circus act.

I'm pretty sure that everyone has done it.  You see a light pole and think it'll be hilarious to spin around it like a 23 year old mother of three with rent due. Watch this dude bust out his best moves and end up eating the ground.

Dance battles are pretty stupid.  Acting like your fighting using dance moves is probably the lamest thing you could possibly do.  The only way to justify having a dance off is if it's a pole dance off.  Cuz I'll bust out the singles for that.

Being a stripper isn't an easy job.  You've gotta find someone to watch your kids, get old dude boners rubbed all over you, and pull of some athletic moves on the pole.  This hot ass chick takes pole moves to an impressive new level.

This video is for all the guys that bitch about the videos that I put up featuring super hot chicks. I know it sounds crazy but some guys do complain about them. They always say "The women you post are too skinny". Ok fellas, this one is for you! Now stop your whining, I finally posted a video of a woman you can enjoy.